It was still standing, not fallen at all.
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Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)
Three lefts do.
He had a stomach bug.
I didn't even know she was an actress
Santa told Nikki, “Never fear — just get yourself to the ho-ho-hospital and I’ll take care of things.” Santa filled out the insurance forms and claimed Nikki as his own son. A couple months after the surgery, a representative of the insurance company contacted Santa and said that after a careful review of the claim, it was going to be rejected due to a grammatical error. Santa didn't completely understand the explanation, but at least got that it had something to do with a semi-colon in a dependent Claus.
She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper.
...not happy.
He orders a drink (April fools).
I guess she was out of her habit!
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