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avatar BrandyAid 9 day.ago

Just visited the Eiffel Tower in France, biggest scam ever…

It was still standing, not fallen at all.

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Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”

2. Why are people so exhausted on April 1?

Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)

3. Two wrongs don't make a right

Three lefts do.

4. Why did the anteater call in sick?

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5. I was watching some porn the other day when suddenly my mom walked in!

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6. Santa’s nephew Nikki was diagnosed with intestinal cancer and required surgery to remove it. Unfortunately, the surgery wouldn’t be covered by Nikki’s insurance.

Santa told Nikki, “Never fear — just get yourself to the ho-ho-hospital and I’ll take care of things.” Santa filled out the insurance forms and claimed Nikki as his own son. A couple months after the surgery, a representative of the insurance company contacted Santa and said that after a careful review of the claim, it was going to be rejected due to a grammatical error. Santa didn't completely understand the explanation, but at least got that it had something to do with a semi-colon in a dependent Claus.

7. Did you hear about naive woman who went out fishing with three guys?

She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper.

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9. An old man walks into a bar

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